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God Meets the Press
“I have no idea where that fish thing came from. If I was going to make a secret symbol, I would have used the hydrogen atom, or maybe the number eight lying on its side as the symbol for infinity, not a fish. And the Cross, why is everybody so hung up on that? It’s like a guillotine or an electric chair. Why are you all wearing something morbid like that around your necks?”
“Here’s how you cure cancer: make it more cool for a kid to grow up to be a scientist than it is for him to be an athlete or a pop star. That’s how you cure cancer. Also, teach your girls to dig scientists, that’ll do it.”
“My ‘Ways’ are only mysterious because you spend all your time following celebrities instead of studying science. Every answer is in quantum physics and DNA. Figure it out. How old is the Earth? Ask the Earth. How come nobody is asking me if it will ever be possible to fly? Because you figured that one out already! Same with the others.”
“It was big all right, but there was no “bang.” Sound can’t travel in a vacuum, brainiac.”
