October 2010
1 post
September 2008
2 posts
15 min
is Katie Perry’s 15 min. up yet?
August 2008
11 posts
Hey.
I want the old tumblr back.
“Creating content is expensive. The cost of the tools may have dropped...”
– Mark Cuban (via hipsterdiet) (via ericanicole)
I hate Mark Cuban for the same reasons I love him.
Retarded Blacks
Why is the media and special interest groups FREAKING out about Robert Downey Jr.’s (Jr’s., Junior, II, The second) remarks about retarded people in his new movie?
HES SAYING IT WHILE WEARING BLACK FACE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
God Meets the Press
livesophia:
“I have no idea where that fish thing came from. If I was going to make a secret symbol, I would have used the hydrogen atom, or maybe the number eight lying on its side as the symbol for infinity, not a fish. And the Cross, why is everybody so hung up on that? It’s like a guillotine or an electric chair. Why are you all wearing something morbid like that around your necks?” “Here’s...
13 words not found in the English language →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
Esprit de l’escalier (French): a witty remark that occurs to you too late, literally on the way down the stairs…
I can relate to this one.
I WANT A WORD THAT DEFINES SEEING AN EX AT SOME RANDOM POINT AFTER A BREAK UP WHEN YOU’RE LOOKING YOUR BEST.
i dont even need to see you to know you've over...
TO: ETIGTBA
FROM: XXXXXX XXXXXXXX
ETIGTBA:
The main contact is giong to be XXXX XXXX her email is XXXXX@XXXXXXX.com.
Tx
XXXXXXX XXXXXX Sent from my iPhone 3G
Weekends
Has anyone ever been awake when the sun came up and not said “Awe, what the hell?”
July 2008
31 posts
Song from The Watchman Tralier- it was initially...
“Yeah! 10 and 2 in beer pong! Crab Cakes and Football, THATS WHAT MARYLAND DOES! ...”
– Y yelling at 2 girls who had a combined 1 game played between them.
Clean.
ETIGTBAR: they're probably testing it for an addition to the hardcore list
j: that would be cool
j: well i'll see u on there if i go home first
ETIGTBAR: i need to wash my disaster of a car.
ETIGTBAR: probalby been 2 months since the wash
j: lol that is what saturday morning is for
ETIGTBAR: (i bike and am too cool for school)
j: wow that is way way way too long
ETIGTBAR: lol...
ETIGTBAR: i've seriously cleaned my bike more then i've washed my car in the past 2 months.
WatchI love summer.
WatchThis is the band “Rush” playing their own song “Tom Sawyer” on Rock Band. The look on their faces is priceless. Neil Pert, kills me. For those who dont know, hes arguably the best drummer of our time… “I can’t play to this” 31%- thank god
WatchPrrrrrrrrr.
Flesh Colored Bluetooth Headset
I’m currently in the concept stage of developing a flesh colored bluetooth headseat and or flesh-toned sticker/skin for existing headsets.
Its intention is to reduce the level of looking like The Borg from 8.5 to at least a 2.
After my last post, I need some more street cred....
madeupmemories:
Run-DMC - Mary Mary
During our meeting yesterday
Mike: Know what all women say to me after we finish making love?
ETIGTBA: I dont have change for a 20?
“Its as easy as shooting fish in a barrel… Yeah, until you have to mop up...”
– Everything is going to be all right
“If the World (Would End Today)” Next...
“The best lesson my mother taught me involves an orphanage we had in town. Every...”
– Michael DeBakey - Heart Surgeon who pioneered numerous cardiovascular procedures, including the coronary bypass and the artificial-heart transplant. In 1954, he devised a technique to repair arteries using a Dacron tube he made on his wife’s sewing machine. In 2006, he became the oldest survivor of...
This is my favorite track from the new Guns...
This is the title track from Guns N’ Roses...
TDK
i just saw the dark knight. (new batman)
i am at a loss for words for now
June 2008
16 posts
Same idea, different execution
On myspace, people post pictures of themselves in a mirror.
On Tumblr, people take pictures of their feet and/or bodys stuffed into a laundromat dryer.
